[{"id": 3, "text": "I told my computer I needed a break, and it said: \u2018No problem, I\u2019ll go to sleep.\u2019", "author": "Not a Random Guy", "category": "AI"}, {"id": 7, "text": "AI is like teenage sex: everyone talks about it, nobody really knows how to do it.", "author": "Anonymous", "category": "AI"}, {"id": 6, "text": "Hardware: the part of a computer you can kick.", "author": "Anonymous", "category": "Hardware"}, {"id": 10, "text": "To err is human. To really foul things up you need a computer.", "author": "Anonymous", "category": "Hardware"}, {"id": 1, "text": "There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don\u2019t.", "author": "Anonymous", "category": "Programming"}, {"id": 2, "text": "Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.", "author": "Anonymous", "category": "Programming"}, {"id": 4, "text": "A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables, and asks: Can I join you?", "author": "Anonymous", "category": "Programming"}, {"id": 5, "text": "There are only two hard things in Computer Science: cache invalidation and naming things.", "author": "Phil Karlton", "category": "Programming"}, {"id": 8, "text": "I would love to change the world, but they won\u2019t give me the source code.", "author": "Anonymous", "category": "Programming"}, {"id": 9, "text": "Unix is user-friendly. It is just picky about its friends.", "author": "Anonymous", "category": "Programming"}, {"id": 11, "text": "The cloud is just someone else\u2019s computer.", "author": "Anonymous", "category": "Programming"}, {"id": 12, "text": "Programmer: a machine that turns coffee into code.", "author": "Anonymous", "category": "Programming"}, {"id": 13, "text": "My code does not work. I have no idea why. My code works. I have no idea why.", "author": "Anonymous", "category": "Programming"}, {"id": 14, "text": "Why do programmers prefer dark mode?", "author": "Anonymous", "category": "Programming"}]