3I told my computer I needed a break, and it said: ‘No problem, I’ll go to sleep.’Not a Random GuyAI7AI is like teenage sex: everyone talks about it, nobody really knows how to do it.AnonymousAI6Hardware: the part of a computer you can kick.AnonymousHardware10To err is human. To really foul things up you need a computer.AnonymousHardware1There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don’t.AnonymousProgramming2Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.AnonymousProgramming4A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables, and asks: Can I join you?AnonymousProgramming5There are only two hard things in Computer Science: cache invalidation and naming things.Phil KarltonProgramming8I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.AnonymousProgramming9Unix is user-friendly. It is just picky about its friends.AnonymousProgramming11The cloud is just someone else’s computer.AnonymousProgramming12Programmer: a machine that turns coffee into code.AnonymousProgramming13My code does not work. I have no idea why. My code works. I have no idea why.AnonymousProgramming14Why do programmers prefer dark mode?AnonymousProgramming